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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:03
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
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Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading